RIDIN' INTO VOICEMAIL: DROP THOSE COWBOY CALLS! TOSS

Howdy folks, it's time to wrangle in those ramblin' voicemail habits. Leavin' a message should be faster than a greased pig at the county fair. We ain't talkin' about winding tales here. Keep it short, like the favorite campfire story. Get straight to your point, speak your name and number clear as a desert sky, then hang up faster than you can sa